30+ Anonymously Shared Secrets That People Wouldn’t Dare to Confess in Real Life

Let’s admit it, we all have secrets. Even the most innocent among us have had a moment of shame or rule-breaking that they don’t want anyone to know about. In fact, seemingly angelic people usually have the juiciest tales of them all! Well, this Twitter thread is a safe space for internet users to tell their secrets — and we’re sharing them with the world!

99.9% of the time, kidnapping is a bad thing. However, there are exceptions to every rule. In this particular case, catnapping (get it?) was the right thing to do. We’re not condoning illegal behavior per se... but we’re also not, not condoning the OP’s actions.

This is some seriously petty revenge, and we agree that it should be kept a secret. Of course, we only know the information that’s provided here, but assuming that this guy didn’t do anything horrendous during the breakup, the OP is the villain of the story.

We think the OP is onto something here. In fact, we may even start to adopt this practice for ourselves. In the best-case scenario, we’ll be spared during the inevitable AI takeover. In the worst-case scenario, we’ll brush up on our basic manners.

It’s pretty clear that, in this relationship, the family dog is the jury, judge, and executioner. Why else would everyone be so obsessed with getting it on their side? This poor pup probably just wants to go for a walk, not be involved in marital drama!