30+ Funny Things People Heard Someone Say in Their Sleep

When you fall asleep, this is your body’s time to rest and recharge. Still, not everyone crawls into bed to become a silent, unmovable lump until their alarm wakes them in the morning. Like many people, these snoozers all had a habit of talking in their sleep — and their friends, partners, and family members just had to share what they heard.

Cute Goblins

You've probably heard a fairytale or two with a goblin in it. So, the concept of them being in a dream isn't too far off, is it?

This hubby was clearly dreaming about the little guys on this particular night and his wife got to hear the commentary while he slept. He advised her not to trust the goblins, they're too sneaky for that. However, he couldn't just let them run around all dirty either.

You Don't Have to Be!

Dreams are wild and the things that you come up with in your sleep often don't make sense. That rings even truer when it comes to toddlers' dreams.

This toddler was having a very terrifying nightmare. The good news is that, in real life, there's really no threat of turning into a chicken. We hope someone reassured her that she was safe from being chick-ified.

Oh, Is That All?

There are some things that, even if you're used to your partner talking in their sleep, will still startle you when they happen suddenly in the middle of the night.

No matter how used to them talking in their sleep you are, someone roaring in your face would likely frighten you. In fact, this OP's husband even startled himself awake by doing this. The explanation he had was so ridiculous, all they could do was laugh at the whole situation.

Paranormal Activity

If you've seen the movie Paranormal Activity, you probably remember the main character looming over her husband, just staring... for hours. This person had a similar experience with their partner.

Instead of talking in their sleep, it was an incredibly unnerving silence paired with an open-eyed stare that left Mark feeling a little nervous. We'd probably be a little freaked out by this, too. A wordless stare is a lot scarier than any of the funny things we've heard so far.